Real Life Situations When You Should Yell Bingo
The game of Bingo, like the Game of Life, has an extreme euphoria in certain situations, and I have a list of real life situations that warrant you or anyone around you experiencing these things to yell B-I-N-G-O!
High School Graduation – I am purposely not going with the college graduation, because most of my readers didn’t have the patience to finish their undergraduate degree at some University. This isn’t so much an accomplishment as it is an excuse to press up your partying and philandering ways which ALWAYS warrants a hearty chuckle as you Yell BINGO!
First Year of College (as long as you’re not living at home) – This is the first time you’re on your own with NO adult supervision. When you yell Bingo in this situation, you may want to also throw in your University to flow into your new independent idiocy like “Bingo Sun Devils” as you’re spanking some
coed booty.
First Kid – OK, maybe BINGO should be yelled for every kid, but the FIRST kid anybody has warrants a monster group BINGO, cocktails, cigars, strip clubs…….
Wedding – NOT! This is actually not usually a reason to yell BINGO. There is one exception, and that’s when the friend of the friend you used to hang out with gets hitched. This person somehow got willed to you when your cool buddy took the dive, so when this guy says I DO, that’s an anchor off of you and definitely worth it for you to Yell BINGO!
Orgasm – This one probably doesn’t have to be explained, but every time this happens BINGO is just the start of that celebration (even if you’re alone). If you’re lucky or slick enough to actually have another person of the opposite sex with you during this, then yelling BINGO in unison is the goal and sometimes this rewarding celebration can be repeated many times – BINGO, BINGO, BINGO!!!
Vegas BABY! – I started going to Vegas BABY (have to use both words) when I was a little kid, and my dad was getting complimentary rooms and food for all the “winning” he was doing while there. From the early days with a fake ID to this year when it’s just as damn fun as the first time I went there, BINGO should be shouted at least once an hour.
Now we all know how to play Bingo and remember how exciting it is to actually yell BINGO when you can. My whole point here is that we are experiencing things in everyday life that are just as amazing as the actual game. I am just trying to spread the love so we can experience these life enjoying moments by doing one simple thing to enhance them – YELL BINGO!
