Real Life Situations When NOT To Yell Bingo
The Game of Life has many ups, many downs and a whole bunch of experiences that have a place in society for you to yell BINGO. I’m going to give you a short list of these real life situations when not to yell BINGO.
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Junior High School Graduation – This is just senseless that some schools actually have these kids wear gowns because they “graduated” to High School. This isn’t an accomplishment all you parents of kids! This is a step on the way to graduation just like getting drunk and getting laid. This is a life situation you shouldn’t yell BINGO whether you’re a parent or the juvenile.
When Your Dad Bails You Out of Jail – This one may sound like a given, but if you’ve ever been to jail you will understand. Being around dirtball criminals isn’t even fun for a minute much less hours or days in an 8 by 8 foot jail cell. When you find out you’re getting out of that poor man’s trailer park, don’t let your emotions show your joy when you walk out to see your pops with that never-ending failure look on his face. You may be thrilled to be free, but his disappointment should bring your reality back into focus.
Getting Fired – Before you start barking out how you were going to quit that job anyway and your boss is a punk and……….think about one important thing big shooter. Where do you plan on getting cash? As in many of these, you may feel elated at first but this definitely doesn’t warrant a BINGO shout-out by you or your clueless friends.
Wedding or Funeral – These are both basically the same thing. The only difference with a wedding is that your amigo’s life didn’t end. His beautiful new bride took it and put it in her purse next to his balls.
When song “Bingo Was His Name-O” is played – There was a farmer who had a dog, And………DON’T DO IT! These lyrics are so ludicrous that it could be a rap song by Ludicrous if he added 25 F-Bombs. All this song does is dumb down society, and I think we’re already half-baked enough in this culture.
Bingo is a simple game with a simple premise that is played worldwide. Life is a complicated process with multiple premises on a global scale. Sometimes what you think may be a positive may just be another lesson. Make sure you don’t over-celebrate in situations such as the ones I’ve listed, because many of the people around you will not get a kick out of the guy celebrating like he just got BINGO.
